Why, hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from out of the sky
Well I'm just shy and scared of this place
I'm just a fish out of water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal
And bring me some brains
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain; he's just watching TV
Go down to Mister McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it; why not give it to me
Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains till their zombified
Sure, they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And, if at first, they think it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain
Go down to the wonton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
Then half an hour later I'm hungry again
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweet breads you happen to see
Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains till they're zombified
Sure, they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And, if at first, they think it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain
Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumbling; I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat'll only shrink 'em
I just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em, whoa
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
Now fess up boy; come on heck
Is there someone that you're trying to protect
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend
Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat her brain till she's zombified
Sure, she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought after I've eaten her brain
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And, if at first, she thinks it's strange
She won't think twice if she don't have a brain
Brains
Bring me her brains
Bring me her brains
Bring me her brains