I'm sitting in my house now
Fuck, I'm stuck with my spouse now
I'm trying to be like bow bow
Netflix, get the fuck out now
I'm back, I'm Guenther Steiner
In German Guenther Stoner
I buy my shit in Primark
And drink beer all time like Homer
Netflix call me rockstar
In fact I'm a mobstar
Run my shit like Vito
Do what I say or get thrown from a copter
I tell my team we win now
We bet the fucking spinnow
I yell, they tell me Calm down
You Fucking Wanker, shut your mouth
Who said it? Kevin? Romain?
You slam my door and don't mind?
Listen, you prick, I'm so kind
For not eradicating your whole kind
Listen, shit is serious
Corona almost took my life
I drank like 45 of them
And almost cooked my own wife
But whatever, we're safe, Chaps!
From yoga we got Haas-mats
Fuck Merc, our steering moves as well
But taht shit isn't das, crap
I swear, we had Alonso signed
But gutierrez, he fucked it right up
And Grosjean doesn't get out plan
Crash other teams, just fucking ram them
Instead, you make joke out of Steiner
Crash by yourself, pitlate, safety car line
Copse, Catalunya, Brazil, into Kevin
And in France, Home Turf? Don't be a fucking schwein
Kevin is a fucker too, fuck his Fucking attitude
He better be down to Earth, or breathe with a tube
Don't fuck with me, end up like whitney
Don't criticize my car when it isn't shitty
(This is the worst experience I've ever had. In any race car. Ever)
Well thank you. Love you too Kevin! You fat fuck
You are the worst experience i've ever had with any race driver ever
(Shut up!)
Cyril. What the fucking ever
Shitty name. Guenther is better!
Renault spends entire budget on one driver and no progress
You got loads of cash to pay things
Haas doesn't, we're weight saving
So shut up, you baguette ranter
We stole both your drivers, wanker
Renault and some engine problems
Name a more iconic duo
Who do you supply in 21?
No teams? You fucking culo
Scheibe, I am motivated
Bad season anticipated
But I think we will be matching Mercedes halfway, we made it
Ferrari? We stole their engine
Ferrari? We stole suspension
Ferrari? we stole their chassis
Aber sie sind böse menschen
This year will be our year
You know why? Less races to fuck up
This was my verse to the Paddock
Now let's see who wants to one-up