Sweet Suzy at the seaside
Waiting for her beau
She gets a little itchy
In case he doesn't show
See he has got a history
Of leaving her high and dry
But still her ticker skips a beat
With every passer-by
Don't let him take her for a fool, Suzy
He's playing hard and playing cool, Suzy
You teach him not to treat you cruel, Suzy
Oh sweet Suzy who's he think he is?
Now several ice creams later
And still he hasn't shown
Everywhere there's couples
She's the only girl alone
A pensioner approaches
Doddering down the pier
Recognises Suzy
And bellows in her ear:
"Don't let him take you for a ride, Suzy
Now why ain't you got no sense of pride, Suzy?
You stitch him up and blow him wide, Suzy
Oh sweet Suzy who's he think you are?"
Long time after nightfall
Down there on the shore
There's a single figure
Feeling sad and raw
Now could it be sweet Suzy
Waiting for him still?
Nah - she's elsewhere partying
With Tom and Dick and Bill!
You let him wonder where you are, Suzy!
Now keep dancing on that fancy bar, Suzy
Where were you hiding that cigar Suzy?!
Oh sweet Suzy you see what you done?
You played him at his own sweet game and won!