I like it big, I like it cold I like it blue, I like it bold I like it with a two % of methane It's Uranus! I want it icy, I want it large I want it spicy, with electric charge Fluid outside and rocky inside Like Uranus! Pluto, Pluto You're cold and far, not even a planet Venus, Venus Too much CO2! Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars Ain't enough magnetosphere There's only a place where I wanna go! I'm gonna head right to Uranus Uranus, Uranus Coz I'm an astronomy aficionado I wanna observe Uranus Uranus, Uranus My shuttle's fast like a torpedo It's gonna pierce Uranus A 6.2 inch telescope Held in Willam Herschel's hands Allowed the world to see how wide Is Uranus! No more a hobby, for the few Thanks to the astro-amateurs Now everyone can enjoy the view Of Uranus! Saturn, Saturn Your rings vibrate and I hesitate Jupiter, Jupiter It's gassy and brown Neptune, Neptune A huge Calippo too big to swallow There's only a place where we can go! I gotta settle on Uranus Uranus, Uranus I'm solar system's peeping Tom I wanna stare at Uranus Uranus, Uranus An old joke still deserves a song So sing along "Give me Uranus!" The highest goal of humankind, the search for different forms of life I'll send my probe, Voyeur 2, 19 AUs deep into Uranus, Uranus Coz I'm an astronomy aficionado I wanna explore Uranus Uranus, Uranus My shuttle left like a torpedo It's gonna land on Uranus I wanna dive in Uranus Gonna colon-ize Uranus