Every hundred years or more
On an island in the sea
Where the oceans spit and the seagulls shit
And the dolphins all have fleas
A stinking bay where the water's grey
And the sand is brown and blue
There's a magic spring full of awful things
That's where we make our brew
A magic spell, a hidden well
A drink that comes out of hell
They've sailed across the waves
To drink in the goblin cave
Let's fight all night
Get drunk and lose control
We'll kill those pirate men
And drink a beer or ten
With booze, never lose
It's pirates versus trolls
♪
Over the mountains, into the caves
Thought it may become their graves
Following the awful smell
Down into the bowels of hell
The pirates want our magic drink
Even though it really stinks
It will get them fucking wasted
But it's the worst thing they ever tasted
A rancid brew, that makes you spew
A drink the colour of poo
They've sailed across the waves
To drink in the goblin cave
Let's fight all night
Get drunk and lose control
We'll kill those pirate men
And drink a beer or ten
With booze, never lose
It's pirates versus trolls
♪
Why do we need to fight?
We should just drink all night
Let us get drunk together
This beer will last forever
♪
The pirates did set sail
To steal the goblin ale
An endless waterfall
Of stinking magic alcohol
We're all inebriated
All the trolls are getting wasted
Everyone will be best friends
A party time that never ends
♪
They've sailed from distant lands
To drink with the goblin band
Drink beer, all year
Get drunk and lose control
The trolls and pirate men
We'll drink a beer or ten
With booze, never lose
It's pirates versus trolls