I met a little lady, down in Shanty Town I took her to my heart and she took me to a place Downtown Shanty Town We sat down at a table, feelin' so amused Though suddenly she whispered Can I be excused? Downtown Shanty Town For a fraction of a second I thought my eyes were wrong But her face was not so pretty and her teeth were much too long Downtown Shanty Town Whoo-hoo-whoo Whoo-hoo-whoo Whoo-hoo-whoo Then in came the waitress, but the waitress had no head Yet somehow she told me that We're the living dead Downtown Shanty Town So I started running, heading for the door There somebody reached me, and hit me to the floor Downtown Shanty Town Standing in the doorway, nearly seven feet: Count Dracula, with big and ugly teeth Downtown Shanty Town Then how I got out of there, I just don't know I've got scares and bruises and no more I'll go Downtown Shanty Town