I'm glad there's only two of me Mama always said 'Cause Daddy couldn't handle three Or having one instead I'm glad there's only two of me I'd never ever go There ain't no better company Than my genetic clone Yes, no, yes, no Sop, go, stop, go I'm quite a pair It's rude to stare I'm glad there's only two of me It's really hard to tell Just which is who, oh my oh me Without a magic spell I'm glad there's only two of me I'll fool ya every day 'Cause there ain't no guarantee You'll guess it right away Uh oh, uh oh No, no, no, no It's my double mint We won't give a hint I'm glad there's only two of me When we on double dates 'Cause he is thinkin' I am she And I'm the one he hates I'm glad there's only two of me We rock and roll the same On the blues and fancy three Living life in twin Fast, slow, fast slow Let's go, hell no We are divine I share a mind