Hanging over, ponging out the Northern Line
Last night was a kind of big one up town
Fella asked me "Brother do you know the time?"
Sorry brother, that is something I can't say
All I know is if I speak I might chund'
Maybe better ask me on another day
Scratch your eyes then you will see
The lovely sights that light up this city
Think I know the one's that really interest me
But never let me be
Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine
I scratch yours maybe then,
You can have a scratch on mine
Piccadillies, Northern Liners, Jubilees
Underground is overrun I can't breathe
Think I need a 'bickie' and a cup of tea
Bloody Nora, distancing and PPE
Isolation take me out of this cage
Take a shot of honey bee immunity
Scratch your eyes then you will see
The lovely sights that light up this city
Think I know the one's that really interest me
But never let me be
Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine
I scratch yours maybe then,
You can have a scratch on mine
Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine
I scratch yours maybe then,
You can have a scratch on
You see Eye Scratchers on TV
With real long legs tall big pretty
With tanned brown skin and long dark hair
You can start a conversation if you dare
She's a real Eye Scratcher
She's a real Eye Scratcher
She's a real Eye Scratcher
She's a real Eye Scratcher
Eye Scratcher's back!