I've been waiting for Fred Lord, I hope that he's not dead I've been waiting so long I wonder where Fred has gone He always makes me wait Always seems he's running late I should be home in bed But here I am waiting for Fred I'm just waiting for Fred He's got no sense of time But he's a friend of mine Stuck through thick and thin So I wait for him When I've been waiting for Fred I always start seeing red I've got so much to do Man, that boy can be so rude My life is wasting away Feels like I've been here for days I hope that he's not dead Here I am waiting for Fred I've been waiting for Fred Still waiting for Fred Come on.