Let me tell you how it will be One for you, 19 for me 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm your taxman Should five percent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman If you drive a car, I'll tax the street If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet Taxman 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm your taxman Don't ask me what I want it for If you don't want to pay some more 'Cause I'm the taxman Lord, I'm the taxman Taxman