You're not allowed to be happy 'Cause everybody want a sad, sad song You're not allowed to be lazy You'll have to get along somehow Don't be too annoying And definitely don't be too cruel Don't be depressing Nobody wants red on their fridge You're not allowed to be petty, pretty Or ugly Not even allowed to be happy 'Cause everybody wants a sad, sad song Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song