This is the final disco
I wanna touch you
I want you to know
I'm saying, oh, oh
So in love with you
It's not in key
What do you mean, evolve?
♪
I'm at Amanda's weddin, in a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me
And when the service ends I'd ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, maybe we could shift
She says, "Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
And Darren Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru
So what the suck would make you think I'd wanna go with you?"
I said, "F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
F- your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside
She said, "I don't believe ye"
I said, "It's f- true
I swapped him for a bag of jokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space
And if you try to clamp my horse, he'll kick you in the face"
"I don't pay no tax, no NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me"

And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys
I look the suckers up and down and give them one of these
I said, "F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
"F- your Subaru, I've a horse outside
And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside"
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the sucker round a field, back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billy Piper after half a bag of jokes
And the boys are lookin' jealous, as I lead yer wan away
And just before I close the door, I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?", and she says, "I will of course
If you grab me by the ponytail and peg me like a horse"
Ya
F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
F- your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride, I've a horse outside
Giddy up now baby
Giddy up now baby
Giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up, would ye come back now baby
♪
Giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up now baby, ya
Taking it both too far
You wanna know, so loud
I'm gonna take you out to Mullingar