Now I'm from Limerick and I live here every day, but I've got another city that I love called LA
When the boys call over it's gonna be a fun day; I'm talking 'bout my friends, Snoop Dogg and Dr.
Dre.
We like to bust clips at crips on the East Side.
When I'm keeping sketch, Dr.
Dre jacks the Gee ride.
If the shades come I'll hide the hash in my backside as Snoop grabs his jacket with his gun on the inside.
It's a Monday, I got up pure early.
I showed Ice Cube the proper way to swing a hurley.
Man, Ice Cube, you're so big and burly, your skin is so brown and your hair's lovely and curly."
He says to me, "
Mossy, thanks for the flattery, there's something in my pocket to recharge our batteries."
I couldn't say no because he's such a nice type, but now I'm down and out, I'm smoking crack from his crack pipe.
Now when you're smoking crack it's like a beautiful infection.
It makes you want to love, it makes you want to share affection.
I'm looking at Cube just 'coz he's in my direction and he comes a little closer with a blatant erection.
As the crack rock hits the spot on this Compton block I'm worried 'bout Ice Cube and his rock hard cock.
Mossy, you know I get pure lonely, there's no-one around, will you please just come and hold me?"
I said nothing, I just kept looking forward, I started picking at my nails, "
This is really getting awkward,
Ice Cube, 'coz you're wrecking my buzz.
The crack was daecent, but I don't want to give you love."
So he took out his pipe and then I had another hit, I put my hand up his top and then I kissed him on the lips! (Ah, fucking mortified.
I'm really embarrassed; I shouldn't have done that.)
The next day things were really different, 'coz Snoop was acting strange, he knew Cube and me had shifted.
I tried to explain, I said "
Snoop, we were wasted." "
Shut your mouth, Mossy man, I know that you're a basehead.
I know you stole a from my mother's basement.
Ice Cube says you're gay and now he says that you're a racist."
Snoop, my brother, Cube sold me out.
He's shifting you, man; it's lies that's coming out his mouth."
Do you believe me?
Do you believe me?
I don't know.
Man, he fucking got me to smoke crack.
It was my first time and we just shifted, that's it.
We just shifted - I didn't even want to do it.
And he told me that before that yourself, him and Dre did it before so what are you judging me?
Yeah, they just wanted to touch me, you know what I'm saying.
I ain't man enough for that.
So you don't want me hanging around with you anymore?
Is that it? '
Coz you think I'm gay, is it?
Everybody over here's straight.
That's not true.
I ain't ashamed of it, you know what I'm saying.
So I'll just head back to Limerick?
You've my Sega Megadrive - you still have my Sega Megadrive over at your house.
Police is distributing the drugs so how is that a crime when the police are distributing the drugs, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'll just head back to Limerick so is it?
You don't want me to hang around with you anymore.
And so what does that have anything to do with the little kids?
That's, nothing is relevant, you know what I'm saying?
Stone junkie, stone stone junkie.
Stone junkie, stone stone junkie