It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party, it's a country porno party alright!
Tonight there's a party, it's a real special bash
Hosted by Fuck Owens and Johnny Gash
The Lixie Dicks and Loretta Skin
Were playing strip tac toe with Skank Williams
Engorged Jones and Slammy Whynot
Were riding dirty on the mower doing tequila shots
Pounds Van Zandt did Emmylou Bareass
Jizz Jizzstoferson looked on from the terrace
Down in Nashville all the big stars go
From the Grand Ol' Opry to the country porno
It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party, it's a country porno party alright!
Girth Brooks and Brooks and Cum
Drank Queef Urban's bourbon straight out of his gun
Dolly Hardon and Ernest Chubb
Molester Flatt and Earl Tuggs rubbing in the hot tub
Mary Throbbins, Merle Shaggard, and Roger Driller
All hopped up on poppers and pain killers
Conway Titty and Miss Clitty Swells
Getting it on with Cock Twatson but he'll never tell
Down in Nashville all the big stars go
From the Grand Ol' Opry to the country porno
It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party
Party party tonight
It's a country porno party, it's a country porno party tonight
It's a country porno party, it's a country porno party tonight
It's a country porno party, it's a country porno party alright!