Everybody's somebody's asshole
No matter how nice you try to be
You can think you're acting just like an angel
And you can still be
An asshole to me
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Everybody's somebody's asshole
No matter what you try to do
You're gonna rub someone the wrong way
And that same someone might say too
That the asshole is you
Oooooh
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Dalai Llama, Malala, and Gandhi too
Jesus C, Mother T, MLK Jun
Oh yeah, nice dudes
But if you look hard enough then you might find
That they were an asshole to someone sometime
Oh yeah, look it up, it's true
Everybody's somebody's asshole
No matter how nice you try to be
Now here we are, all crowded in the same bar
Hopefully this won't be one of those nights when you see
That the asshole is me
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