Alright all you swing cats Let's try something new Drag your elbows off the bar Move your can from the old barstool There's a place called the ocean Probably heard about in school Well, they ain't got no martinis there But man, that water's cool And guess what my bar clad buddies They got women down there too But that's for rope soap romeo That bum ain't got a clue Just for viewin' pleasure Head down by the pier Think of all the dough you'll save On whisky, gin and beer Now the moral of this story There's more to life than jazz and bars So plop your ass down in the sand And look up at the stars And if you're feelin' homesick Bring a showgirl or two Toss 'em out a volleyball And hey baby, enjoy the view