Daddy-O, I'm gonna teach you some blues From now on, that's all you'll be able to use Do you hear me, Daddy-O I'm gonna teach you some blues Whenever you wanted it, I sang your song Whenever you wanted me, now I tagged along But that lipstick on your shirt isn't mine I'm gettin' off, it's the end of the line Do you hear me, Daddy-O I'm gonna teach you some blues Mommy-O, how can you say that to me Do you hear me, Mommy-O? I'm just as sweet as a sweet man can be Do you hear me, Mommy-O? How can you say that to me? Come on I bought you a diamond ring, I bought you a Cadillac You??? Mommy-O Now I want 'em back If I have to take that brush off of you I'm gonna take back that brand new BMW Do you hear me, Mommy-O? How can you say that to me C'mon, give me the key First you told you that a woman was your religion But I didn't hear you mention that you meant them all So you can just consider you're a dead pigeon 'Cause I've got to be the only filly in the stall You've got a lot of fish a-waitin' round to nibble And your baby's got a line that they can't overload So, Daddu-O, I'm hardly in a mood to quibble And you'd make me very happy if you hit the road You gave me the runaround, and that was wrong You wanted to runaround, so run along If we never meet again, it's too soon I'll make a bet you'll be changin' your tune Daddy-O, I'm gonna teach you some blues Let me try to sweet talk you with my piano playing Nice try, Lucky. Come on, band. Aw, that was lovely band, but you know, that just didn't cut it. Humphrey, come on. Show him how it's done. You gave me the runaround, and that was wrong You wanted to runaround, now run along If we never meet again, it's too soon I'll make a bet you'll be changin' your tune Daddy-O, I'm gonna teach you some blues You taught me one thing, that I made a big mistake You hurt me bad!