My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
I shot my teacher in the head
Now the poor bastard's dead
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
I stabbed my sister the chest
Now I've only got one sister left
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
My mother gave me a barrel loading
Mark four
Smith and Wesson
Tank destroying bazooka
For Christmas
My mother gave me a barrel loading
Mark four
Smith and Wesson
Tank destroying bazooka
For Christmas
I aimed it at the embassy walls
I shot off the ambassador's balls
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
My mother gave me
An intercontinental ballistic missile
With a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it
And Coca-Cola in brackets
For Christmas
My mother gave me
An intercontinental ballistic missile
With a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it
And Coca-Cola in brackets
For Christmas
I aimed it at the houses of Parliament
And blew up the fucking lot
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother