Pandas will melt your face
Turn your bones to paste
Destroy the human race
It's on their things to do list
Pandas can read your mind
Shoot lasers from their eyes
There's no place to hide
They're reading all your emails!
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!
It's not just black and white
Panda's will blow your mind
And then kick your behind
It's Pandemonium
World domination is their goal
They'll devour your mortal soul
Eat you up like an eggroll
Better say your prayers and go
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!
They want you to think they're cute and cuddly
But their intentions are so ugly
It's such an "Embarrassment"
You'll wonder where you went
They'll wrap you up in bamboo
And eat you like a taco
Oh no, Look out!
Pandas don't fight fair
They'll use your toothbrush to comb their hair
Then stretch out your underwear
They're a deceptive bear
Watch out before it's too la...
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!
Death by Panda!