Hello, so good to see you, You're slicker than a Thunderbird, but I can see through you Planned out, you're trying to woo me A little unoriginal and not necessary Whip crack, I need your attention, I guess that I'm the one to blame 'cause I never mentioned You're not winning me over with your box of chocolates and flowers today A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week Hey hey, you're acting so phony I wanna know the real you, but you gotta show me Maybe we can go dancing The shimmy-shimmy, shake-shake-shake, don't you know how? Too bad, you can't even have fun You gimme gimme gimme everything that I don't want Oh please, enough, Mr. Big Shot You're trying so hard to be something you're not A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week The only thing you gave is nothing I could save The only thing you gave is nothing I could save A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week A bouquet, It's not what I want, can't you understand? A bouquet, why am I holding flowers instead of your hand?