Here I sit on my own, watching TV all alone It's nights like this the world chills out Nothing bothers cuz it's all shut down It seems to me no one appreciates all the happy things I celebrate Like wasting time on Friday night, staying home and smoking weed But I've got better things to do And I've got better things to say And if it wasn't a waste of time I'd call you a jerk tonight And in a millions years, I know you won't be there I hope you get the message I sent you from here I had a job in movie theater It was quite boring and I fell asleep there When I got up at 4 pm on a Saturday You gotta pardon me The guy didn't really appreciate all the happy things I celebrate Like wasting time on Friday night, staying home and smoking weed But I've got better things to do And I've got better things to say And if it wasn't a waste of time I'd call you a jerk tonight And in a millions years, I know you won't be there I hope you get the message I sent you from here Show your films, tell the crew I said hello to them And who's gonna be your next Saturday morning slave And if it wasn't a waste of time id call you a jerk tonight And in a millions years, I know you won't be there I hope you get the message I sent you from here