We were both sprung from the forest Of the modest and correct While I took a chance to escape it You stayed and did your best To be just as rebellious As your cop dad would allow I guess none of us would really make it But at least one had the guts to try Yeah I know, it's an admiration game For reasons I may never fully understand But hey, I do admit it So you can preach it all you want To the few that care to listen Who thinks that bitterness is fun But what have I ever done to you What have I ever done to you It's a silly kinda vengeance, I confess But I win, you lose, I guess I helped you when you needed it I really did my best Considering there was no payment Other than the knife in my back How long was this being planned for How long did it take To write something that mediocre Just to trash somebody else And now, well I guess that door got closed By none other than yourself See I could have tought you Every little dirty trick in my book But now you're gonna have to figure it out By standin' on the side and just look So what have I ever done to you What have I ever done to you It's a silly kinda vengeance, I confess But I win, you lose, I guess Now ironically, you are probably feeling just a little bit honoured That finally, someone noticed you, and wrote a whole song about you But the truth is, in all of this, you were merely a catalyst There's been people, of the very same kind throughout my adult life So here's two giant middle-fingers To anyone who feels like they diserve them 'Cause if you wanna be my enemy I won't turn the other cheek I'm a come right back and Crush you like a flea What have I ever done to you What have I ever done to you It's a silly kinda vengeance, I confess But I won, you lost, I guess