I wanna learn karate for Christmas
So I can stop the big kids teasing me
And if they've got a fight to pick
I'll beat 'em with my roundhouse kick
So Santa put karate 'neath my tree
I wanna learn karate for Christmas
I want my whole family to be safe
If ninjas sneak into my yard
I'll take 'em out with throwing stars
Santa bring karate Christmas day
I wanna learn karate for Christmas (Christmas)
I don't want to ever be afraid
And if we face surprise attack
My nunchucks could take care of that
So Santa put karate on your sleigh
I want to learn karate for Christmas (Christmas)
I don't want to ever be afraid (oh no)
And if we face surprise attack
My nunchuks could take care of that
So Santa put karate in my brain
Santa put karate in my brain