I crushed our enemies I shot their king in the back Golden arches crumble 'Neath the brim of my hat Animals meant for the slaughter Who will feed the beast? Our customers still crave flavor And guess who's got the meats? Lord of the beeflands I'm always watching, you're never alone Lord of the beeflands Prostrate yourself before the curly throne I control the border I pushed the colonel aside Anything I see I take To feed a family of five What new creation can I conceive of? No flesh is ever dismissed Who but me can serve these masses And rule them with a meaty fist? Lord of the beeflands Avert your gazes, keep your heads low Lord of the beeflands The horsey elders have proclaimed it so Lord of the beeflands Inside this mountain, I pull every string Lord of the beeflands I keep on waiting but the bell never rings