It's hard to have patience when you're waiting on luck Like a postal truck, like a postal truck To bring you a love as tough as elephant tusk No chance of rest, no chance of rest ♪ When searching for a reason, he could only find one He said, "You're just no fun, you're just no fun" And if seeing you naked wasn't such a bargain It would be a home-run, it would be a home-run ♪ I think I'm taking for granted ♪ Every person that I've dated ♪ Tells me I'm intimidating ♪ Like a snake that's busy preying (mmh) ♪ I wanna be as dangerous as a dancing dragon Or a steam engine, a loaded gun Be loved for my hazard and a will to destruct And isn't that just love? A will to destruct Isn't that just love When you're no fun? Isn't that just love? (Isn't that just love?) ♪ So you've cried every night in your bed So the plans worked better in your head So the knife is your date for the night And the pill is a thrill for a while You'll miss out You'll never wear those clothes out And you'll regret The parties you've painted in bed Don't feel sorry For showing up tardy Don't be sorry For missing the party 'Cause somebody's party Is missing you, too