She was a red head, drop dead gorgeous with a water bed Said she had a double-wide, black light, all-night party pad And my head was spinning It was last call, alcohol had me up against a wall Bouncer said pay your tab and get a room y'all' She just stood there grinning I can't help myself I love crazy women She climbed up in my truck Spit in my Skoal cup Put her whiskey lips against my ear Popped my shifter into gear And said let's get out of here And go skinny dippin' Ah Lord have mercy I love crazy women I love crazy women Crazy with a capital C I love crazy women And crazy women love me We pulled down by the lake shore Clothes are in the truck floor Flashlight in my eyes, sheriff said surprise We got a law against stripping' I said I'm sorry sir I just love crazy women' I love crazy women Crazy with a capital C I love crazy women And crazy women love me Woke up in my front yard No keys or credit cards Rose bush in my hair How the hell did I get here And how'd I get this ticket Oh wait a minute I remember now,hmmm Crazy women I love crazy women Crazy with a capital C I love crazy women And crazy women love me I love crazy women Crazy with a capital C I love crazy women And crazy women love me