Chevra cut your bagels with plastic knives
Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder
'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife
It's 6:30, I am in bed
What is the noise that's pounding in my head
It's already 7:30 and my head is really hurting
But I'll go to Chassidus instead
Sleeping with a pillow on my desk
Why does my teacher have to be such a pest
It's already 8:20 and this really isn't funny
Cause I won't have time to get dressed
I won't have time to get dressed
Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder
'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife
Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder
'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife
The Menahel can't stop bothering
It's 8:30 and we're davening
But I'm not in the mood, I want my food
Why did time stop traveling
It's 10:15, I'm really late
This is a breakfast that I really hate
I'm looking around for a real knife
But I can't find one for my life
I can't find one for my life
Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder
'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife
Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder
'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife
Iyun class is really long
I try to answer a questions but I'm always wrong
Put my head down on my desk and that's when I made up this song
Sitting in my desk I'm not learning
Try to pay attention
But my stomach is turning
I didn't eat breakfast, cause I didn't have a knife
Let me tell you a tip about life
Let me tell you a tip about life
Don't Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Don't Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Or breakfast, you'll eat later
And you'll be late to seder if you cut it with a plastic knife
Don't Cut your bagel with a plastic knife
Don't Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life
Or breakfast, you'll eat later
And you'll be late to seder if you cut it with a plastic knife