This is for all the people who think I live on a farm
Just 'cause I'm not from Monsey, Brooklyn,
Five Towns, Lakewood
Even those Baltimore kids think they're better than us
Man I live right next to D.C. baby
Honestly that's the capital of the country, call me out-of-town
It's disrespectful and I don't appreciate it at all
So this one's for you
Brooklyn haters
I keep it tucked like my shabbos shirt
I'm playing ball in my shabbos shirt
I'm not from in-town, no way I'm the opposite
Break-away minyan on Succos I'm hopping in
Under the s'chach again
Vegan cholent at the kiddish copping it I guess
But like who's eating dairy on regular shabbos
That's just obnoxious
Feeling this bass like kavanah with shacharis
Father's in kiruv
So if this gets famous he'll probably be out of a job
I only like herring with tons of onion up on top of it
One daf a day yeah I'm chapping it
If your kugel's have as good as ima's then that is a compliment
I'm taking over this beis just like I'm Jackie Robinson
It's Silver Spring not Silver Springs
Silver Springs is a different thing
Silver Springs is in Florida State
In-town chassidim think that Florida's great
But only for spring break
Or Pesach, or Passover
Let the negel vassar cup overflow
Eating fleishigs then I eat an Oreo
No laytzim boy this ain't a rodeo
No laytzim boy this ain't a rodeo
If I walk in the room with a roveh
You better stay right in the corner like beis-samach-daled
Yeshiva at mincha my davening jacket
Was the first one I saw on the rack and I jacked it
I'm packing bigger then a seminary girl
Who's scared of seminary 70
I don't know what is possessing me
I'm sitting down in the rebbi's seat
I hope the rebbi sees
I'm rapping fast just like I'm scared to miss the zman
The piece is big on me Rabanu Tam
And these Jewish bars are straight Adam bombs
I'm pulling up in a rebbi car
Seminary J.A.Ps see me in town
And break down like a rebbi car
Of course in the Purim shpeil I was in every part
Get your hands up in the air like you hefker
I'm eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at Red Heifer
Can't shut me down I'm not Heller
Almoni's in the building
Phone on me is filtered
Rov of me is filled with Bartenura
And whatever they were pouring up in the kiddush club
I'm getting it started I'm raising that kiddush cup
It's Silver Spring not Silver Springs
Silver Springs is a different thing
Silver Springs is in Florida State
In-town chassidim think that Florida's great