Yeah we getting lit like menorahs
But not the type of lit where everybody getting wrecked, tyrannosaurus
I could really go for more of those delicious jelly donuts
Bochurim only get the invite if they brothers, no Jonas
Yeah we getting lit and for a second
If any of you bochurim think about pulling off something reckless
I got eight presents coming to me so my checklist is depleted
And my Chanukah party guest list to so beat it
Yeah we getting lit like it's Purim night
Latkes in the pan, pants are super tight
I might need Uber ride over to mincha and maariv
Daven when I'm shikkur, TJ boys are maskim
Follow what I paskin, ask me what to do
I feel like I grew up in Boston because I mamish
Got flashy red socks on at shabbos
Ain't no daf that I ain't check out I think I'm blotless
If I wanna meet my beshert I need to drop this
I've been chilling in the Lakewood like the Lochness
Making money moves I'm addicted to the Stock Twits
Hit my rebbis up if they ever want the stock tips
I got eight days of lights so I stay lit
Mind is a razor, but don't touch the payus
I'm sorry that I'm heimish
You know I'm all about the pita
That some people call me Haymitch
Yeah we getting lit like menorahs
But not the type of lit where everybody getting wrecked, tyrannosaurus
I could really go for more of those delicious jelly donuts
Bochurim only get the invite if they brothers, no Jonas
Yeah we getting lit and for a second
If any of you bochurim think about pulling off something reckless
I got eight presents coming to me so my checklist is depleted
And my Chanukah party guest list to so beat it
Bochurim acting babyish, y'all might need a high chair
Catch me at a crazy tish, I might spend the night there
Bubbis think I'm dangerous, I'm like what do I care
This rap game stressful I guess that's why I got white hairs
What you want from me? I need chavrusahs
If this ain't bout learning imma shoot ya
Have me over for a sudah
Cholent like a tuba
Fressing like a puma
Keep the stick just like a lulav
Rebbi car is suped up
If you wanna drag race
Bochurim getting scooped up
I said my rebbi car fast so if we wanna make the tish
I might have to put this thing in in turbo
Yeah we getting lit like menorahs
But not the type of lit where everybody getting wrecked, tyrannosaurus
I could really go for more of those delicious jelly donuts
Bochurim only get the invite if they brothers, no Jonas
Yeah we getting lit and for a second
If any of you bochurim think about pulling off something reckless
I got eight presents coming to me so my checklist is depleted
And my Chanukah party guest list to so beat it