Yeah I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No I'm sleeping in To at least 9:00 if not 10:00 I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No that's not what I do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at I set my alarm for 6:00 AM And I hit the snooze like I was writing checks To easy for me Sorry guys, but morning's for snoring I know you want to do hashkama But I don't think I'm ready for some praying at dawn Like my gosh, I can't think when you guys yawn then I yawn Then I'm gone Yeah I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No I'm sleeping in To at least 9:00 if not 10:00 I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No that's not what I do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at Why do I gotta be the bad guy? You better still be going and that's fine Don't make me hold you Guys back I told you, like a toll booth I'll just take it easy, pass out Catch a ten o'clock at the mad house, minyan factory I'll be sad to see you guys go, then go back to sleep Yeah I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No I'm sleeping in To at least 9:00 if not 10:00 I can't make the early minyan No I can't make the early minyan No that's not what I do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at noon Like Chabad do Just like Chabad do I'm the kinda Jew who likes to daven at