I'll try and keep this thing 100 like I'm whipping on the Autobahn
Phone filter crazy, it won't let me no .com
Besides for Yeshiva World News and Sefaria
Beard at my bar mitzvah, now you probably think I'm sephardi, huh?
So shtark I won't say the brand that make the Sebring
But, yo, see what happens if you call my bochurim greasy
Let's take this machlokes to the streets for a beating
Like my boy, Ben Shapiro, I don't care about your feelings
Bochurim acting tough while they do little, Robert Downey
Kiddish club pay me respect, they don't start without me
People still say I'm a laitz, nah I'm down clowning
King of Orthodox Jewish rap, y'all can just crown me
So sit back, get tight, buckle up and relax
Ruling this game way to long, I think I might just add a tax
I'm from out of town, so in-towners you best cut me some slack
Pizza stores closing at 9:00, the double-hockey-stick is that
Keep some paper in my glove box, not talking registration
In case I see meshulachim and I'll pay for they vacation
Songs Nationwide, I might just end up meeting Peyton
Driving back and forth from Lakewood every night like Talladega
Yeah I'm all right
I said I'm all right
Ask my rabbi and he'll tell you that I'm all right
Like I run the Daily Wire, yeah I'm all right
Ask my shadchan and they'll tell you that I'm all right
I'll try and keep this thing 100 like I'm whipping on the Autobahn
Phone filter crazy, it won't let me no .com
Besides for Yeshiva World News and Sefaria
Beard at my bar mitzvah, now you probably think I'm sephardi, huh?
So shtark I won't say the brand that make the Sebring
But, yo, see what happens if you call my bochurim greasy
Let's take this machlokes to the streets for a beating
Like my boy, Ben Shapiro, I don't care about your feelings
These bochurim prolly' think this a game, Michael Douglas
These bochurim talk a lot of game, it's all bubkis
Soon as I step in the room I'm making ruckus
Soon as I step in the booth I'm making hundreds
I'll try and keep this on the reel just like I'm on Deadliest Catch
If you have me at your seder, afikoman's getting snatched
If I don't get what I want by chatzos you won't get it back
Ima's brownies out the oven, now that's really a King Bach
See me in the beis, if I I'm learning, proceed with caution
Interruption at this juncture would be anything but awesome
Cause sometimes when I'm angry I'll be anything but cautious
Throw up so much maaser money people prolly think I'm nauseous
Yeah I'm all right
I said I'm all right
Ask my bubbi and she'll tell you that I'm all right
Like I run the Daily Wire, yeah I'm all right
Bars on this track are much more then all right
I'll try and keep this thing 100 like I'm whipping on the Autobahn
Phone filter crazy, it won't let me no .com
Besides for Yeshiva World News and Sefaria
Beard at my bar mitzvah, now you probably think I'm sephardi, huh?
So shtark I won't say the brand that make the Sebring
But, yo, see what happens if you call my bochurim greasy
Let's take this machlokes to the streets for a beating
Like my boy, Ben Shapiro, I don't care about your feelings