Wait how much money did I just lose?
Hold on one second, sell, what? I can't sell
Robinhood's not letting me sell my shares, what --
Should've bought it yesterday
Should've bought when I was scrolling through the Reddit page
Should've bought it when no one even knew about it
Should've bought at a position I could turn a profit
Now I'm in some debt, yeah a couple G's
Twitter birds done got me banking on a bubble, please
Now I'm getting stung like a bumble bee
My money stuck in options I can't execute, I'm crumbling
I ain't even know about no stocks, I just gamble
Done downloaded Robinhood and got my hands full
Student debt take the back seat, I got AMC
My average price way to high I think I need haskacha p'
Wall Street Bets, man I think you need to fix this
Locked outta buying, Tenev now you on my hit list
I don't got the same kinda money as the big whigs
Just a common man so we don't got no common interests
Feds are at my door, me no speak no hablas English
Turns out Doge hit the moon and we talking spaceships
Now I'm rich as Elon Musk, Warren Buff' and Billy Gates is
Lil' Sasquatch, man you brought me out the Matrix
Stocks going up, stocks going up
Stocks going up, man, these stocks going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
I don't why it does but they going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
Stocks going up, yeah these stocks going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
I don't why it does but it's going up
I put all my money in the movie biz'
Do what's best and put me in a loony bin
But imma follow doggo to the luna, kid
Experts used to the say that cryptocurrency was ludicrous
These fat cats need to learn a lesson
Mess with my money, you'll be talking to my Wesson
If there's anybody out there that's goin' steal from me
It's the same guy that woke up and hopped on GME
AKA that's me, don't know why I even did it
But for anybody holding long you best be sticking with it
My boy, Bets, you heard what the man said hold the line
Guys, yeah we shooting for the moon, let the Doge fly, aight?
Stocks going up, stocks going up
Stocks going up, man these stocks going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
I don't know why it does but they going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
Stocks going up, yeah these stocks going up
Stocks going up, stocks going up
I don't know why it does but it's going up