First date got my wires crossed
No connection, I need cable modem
Got this locked up like the Covid laws
Bars coming out, the bodega's closing
Rebbi car got the turbo charged
Slap the stickers on me 'till Daytona notice
Find me in the back of the study hall
No look texting on my Motorola
Arcade manager, yeah I run the game
So if you want a feature better pay the token
New kid on the block, yeah I'm taken over
How many hits I'll get? Better take the over
Brews on me, better take a coaster
You bochurim softer then my twin upholstered
Piping hot just like I'm out the toaster
Resumés on me, I'll just send the poster
On a roll like challah cover
I'm heating up just like the shabbos supper
Acting childish but I ain't Donald Glover
Still spewing trash like I'm Ronald Hubbard
Rebbiem know I'm constant trouble
Still I'm honor roll, yeah I chop gemarah
On a roll like I'm sesame
Ice on me, I need balaclava
Custom made kippah, Saint Laurent
Write my own bars I can't say 'em wrong
Friends in New York like my names LeBlanc
Who ran this game before I came along
Secure the bag, EL AL attendants
Don't hear my name when they call attendance
Ditching shuir, I have a tendency
I'm a mitzvah glutton, only bench in 3's
Bochurim turn to critiquing
They just talking heads like they David Byrne
Descartes, no I need to cut back
On the pop culture references still I make it work
Broke the game, still making work
Bars got a mind of they own like we taking turns
I was in the dumb shuir, then the tables turned
At the smorg' bochurim pigging out
Not for me, you know I'm keeping kosher
Mind still sharp as the moyel saw
Circa '98, I keep the kli in holster
I'm telling you these ain't Alto pods
I spent $16.50 on some chips and soda
Malchusah dina still I'm breaking laws
Speaking of I just killed this coda