Real talk like I'm chilling out at Bass Pro
Flipped out no acro'
Money for the new beis medrash is being held in escrow
Told Rebbi but he still me for the check
He could never be a pest though
Even though he only want me for the pesto
That's fine you ain't even gotta pitch it, no Pedro
If that's what you need that's what you gonna get
No kohen still blessing everybody in the shtet'
Y'all vilda chayas need to see the zoo or the vet either way
Clear the way for a bochur like me, s'il vous plaît
Pardon my French, but
Flipping out no acro'
Had to go and ditch Manhattan, lot of Upper West rats
And I'm not even talking 'bout ones they got in the trash
Bochurim go and
Stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.
Who loves these raps and bochur like me
But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks
Stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.
Who loves these raps and bochur like me
But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks no more
Then what's it all for?
Where should I be putting all of my energy towards?
DM Rabbi Shwartz a VN to make sure
Even though I'm pretty sure I've heard his vort before
Getting it again still a wake up call
Y'all blind to the truth, Paul pierce and Ray Charles
Couldn't even stay strong when you was at the gym
Go and hit a private beach if all you wanna do is swim
Bochurim got Barstool dreams, Dovid Portnoy
Openly Jewish, but doing things in the open
That got me hoping they ain't actually Jewish
Keep the kippah for the look, looking actually stupid
Wanna go and get the best of both worlds like Miley
Shabbos hitting in MYLÉs, road is getting icy
Chance of slipping's likely too
And if I gotta be the tether that's fine
That's why I don't even mind when you
Stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.
Who loves these raps and bochur like me
But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks
So stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.
Who loves these raps and bochur like me
But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks