No I don't do gluten free or vegan CrossFit do you?
Why does the new year never seem to bring a new you?
Where do I begin, Fala
Ya got three thousand and two Instagram loops
Congratulations on your validation and your follow through
I hope all of those likes
They keep you warm at night
While you're online, inside your fake life
Yes it's trendy, oh it's so damn trendy to be cool
Yes it's trendy, it's so damn trendy to be you
You're so damn trendy, in Fendi, Prada, Dolce & Gabbana
Yes it's trendy oh it's so damn trendy to be cool
Yes it's trendy it's so damn trendy to be you
You're so damn trendy, Good for you
At brunch with friends you decide to check your news feed
For shit that's lit on occasion really dank memes
Who likes the real world anymore
Unless its framed and sold on Etsy Or purchased in the drug store
Well this is living in the new age for you
Oh how's the living in the new age for you
Ooo breathe it in oh it's the new age for you
But twitter fame don't feel the same as real friends
But we could all pretend
Yes it's trendy, oh it's so damn trendy to be cool
Yes it's trendy, it's so damn trendy to be you
You're so damn trendy, in Fendi, Prada, Dolce & Gabbana
Yes it's trendy oh it's so damn trendy to be cool
Yes it's trendy it's so damn trendy to be you
You're so damn trendy, good for you
At least you know what you are now
At least you know what you are now
At least you know what you are now
At least you know what you are now (I don't wanna be)
At least you know what you are now (I don't wanna be)
At least you know what you are now (I don't wanna be)
At least you know what you are now (I don't wanna be)
At least you know what you are now (I don't wanna be)
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