I guess now I'll know for the next time If there's plastic in my belly I'll sleep sitting up We take your car but you make me drive all the way home Picking out names for the kids That I like and you don't I'll do what you say Be friends with all your friends Cut off my chicken head And sew it on again This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you Eighteen years and now you're the smart one Building rockets in your basement That you can't fit through the door You say one day you're gonna blast right through the roof But you'll be spelling out her name Before you're halfway to the moon I'll do what you say Be friends with all your friends Cut off my chicken head And sew it on again Tell them how we met, oh How could I forget Cut off my chicken head And sew it on again This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you