I guess now I know for the next time If there's plastic in my belly I'll sleep sitting up We take your car but you make me drive all the way home Picking out names for the kids, that I like and you don't I'll do what you said Be friends with all your friends Cut off my chicken head and Sew it on again But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you 18 years and now you're the smart one Building rockets in your basement that you can't fit through the door You say, "one day you're gonna blast right through the roof" But you'll be spelling out her name before you're halfway to the moon I'll do what you said Be friends with all your friends Cut off my chicken head and Sew it on again Tell them how we met oh How could I forget Cut off my chicken head and Sew it on again But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you Oh but I would (This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you)