There is a time in your life when smile becomes smirk And there is but one boy left who can digest your quirks Now, don't talk about yourself 'cause it's never gonna work He's already got you figured out Earlier he was lurking on the internet Why else would he have not left yet? He's gathered all of the data and passed it through his pasta strainer of a brain Stare at the simple machine in front of you and act entertained He is what's left once the best you can do dipped early Clearing this dismal vignette For more space to drink the dude away Who only came for the candy tray It's Halloween in hell but it sure looks like Dad's garage ♪ She is the reason you're here So quit acting like you can't see her staring at you And stop eating all the candy The essence of a goddamned toddler Sitting there picking at crumbs like a grave robber You know what she likes, so why don't you ask her now? Conversation premeditation is still allowed Worst comes to worst she screams, "No," and slaps you around Take a peek at your watch and get your eyes off the ground It's way too late for this and Andy needs a ride home He's standing at the back door dancing circles around his cell phone Stand up straight, walk her way and say hello This ain't so bad now, darling It's nice to meet you here We've got a lot in common I'd like to keep you near This ain't so bad now, darling It's nice to meet you here We've got a lot in common I'd like to keep you near