I'm as sober as a drunk ♪ I don't think about you, baby I don't really miss you at all I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes Come to think about it, I'm better off I'm as sober as a drunk I'm as high as rock bottom Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar Hopin' you walk in My mind is clear as a cloud I'm as happy as a teardrop Rollin' off my cheek into my drink Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident I was really tryin' to hit the next number on my favorites list I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends And talk a lot about how I want you back again I'm as sober as a drunk I'm as high as rock bottom Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar Hopin' you walk in My mind is clear as a cloud I'm as happy as a teardrop Rollin' off my cheek into my drink Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love I'm as sober as a drunk ♪ I'm as sobеr as a drunk I'm as high as rock bottom As free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar Hopin' you walk in My mind is clear as a cloud I'm as happy as a tеardrop Rollin' off my cheek into my drink Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love Rollin' off my cheek into my drink Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh ♪ I don't think about you, baby I don't really miss you at all