Yeah, I was
Spread eagling my ass cheeks in the mirror
Just admiring how cavernous my butt hole is
And I was like, "That shit's endless"
That's crazy man
My ass is fat as hell, holy shit
I have the fattest ass I've ever seen, good grief
Ay, ay
Lil' boy with a mouth so big
You could swipe a credit card through his gap tooth
Payin' for some snack food
Yeah, I stole your tweet but had the decency to at you
Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (huh)
All my friends on each other's asses like tattoos
We tear each other down like a bucket full of crabs do
Everyone I know lil' dicked, it's a statue
Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (rooms)
Zits red on my chest like a zangoose
Everyone wanna fuck a mom like Chris Chan do (ugh)
Most of what I do, I don't really think or plan through
I got trash taste like YouTubers in Japan do
Find clothes in Goodwill, I like to buy 'em brand new
Made a couple friends of the folks that I lampooned
I don't moisturize, skin lookin' like a sand dune
Coolin' in my gamer chair, hunchin' like a sand shrew (shrew)
Beat the pussy red like Dex-Starr
Stayin' hydrated pissin' lasers like the death star
A versatile guy, plenty in my repertoire
Crypto wallet crashin' like a damn test car (ay)
Reading everything people say like the Feds are
I'm into weird shit, don't put "f" in my address bar
Shitty at my job, but still got it done like Get Smart
It's because of nepotism, life gave me a head start
Break the bed when we fuckin' like we playin' Bed Wars (wars)
Beat my dick like I'm known to beat a dead horse (horse)
Wipe the sticky shit off like a cleanse orb
Never open up under pressure like a chest door
Nicotine fiend, I'm smokin' out the neck port
Primary care provider tellin' me to rest more
Balls touchin' when we fuckin' that's Connect Four
Bushy down there like the Forest Moon of Endor
Bitch, if you a cancer I'm gon' beat your ass like Technoblade
I ain't riskin' birthin' one, I'm gettin' a vasectomy
RIP the homie, Hyojin, she ain't dead, but she's dead to me
Every guy I fuck hates me like I'm Justaminx
Only gun I carry has an orange tip like Sunny D
In middle school, I was pretty much everyone's underling (ow)
Played Minecraft and every other kid made fun of me
I'm pretty sure that traumatized me, at least to some degree
Lil' boy with a mouth so big
You could swipe a credit card with his gap tooth
Payin' for some snack food
Yeah, I stole your tweet, but I had the decency to at you
Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (huh)
All my friends on each other's asses like tattoos
We tear each other down like a bucket full of crabs do
Everyone I know lil' dicked, it's a statue
Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (rooms)
Yeah, my computer got lights inside of it, that's crazy
Sometimes I just stare at a wall, and imagine that I'm in a PS1 game