It's spooky time It's spooky time My favorite time When we can act a fool without a reason why Spending my whole paycheck at the Spirit Halloween Dressing as a Fortnite default only half-ironically Spooky time (spooky time) A magic time (a magic time) When 12-foot skeletons light up our yards at night Wearing my Minecraft armor without need to clarify So divine It's spooky time October is a darn tootin good time Jack Except when that one neighbor totally refuses to hand out Milky Ways because they think it's some kind of devil night That's cringey I'm not asking anybody, to abandon their principles But I do think it's cringe, come on, man It's spooky time My favorite time When humans go to war with all of pumpkinkind Posting cosplay TikToks, even though I'm pushing 80 Put on my purple suit and say, "I'm the Joker, baby!" Spooky time (spooky time) A ghastly time (a ghastly time) Don't kill my vibe with your low effort football guy I hereby order handing out granola is a crime So sublime It's time It's spooky time