I am an influencer
But what's an influencer do?
Gotta make a little post and influence you
Like, brush your teeth
Be kind to one another
Take ten minutes to call your mother (Call your mother)
It's been three long weeks now (Call your mother)
A text is not enough (Call your mother)
You gotta get on the phone (Call your mother)
And give your mother a call (Call your mother)
You gotta do what I say (Call your mother)
'Cause I post on the internet everyday (Call your mother)
This time I'm not trying to sell my shit (Call your mother)
I'm telling you to facetime that hot bitch (Call your mother)
You can give her a call
Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell
Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell
(Call your mother)
Just for a little chat
If you were her, you'd probably like that
It's called empathy
Use it once in a while you dumb fuck (Call your mother)
It's been three long weeks now (Call your mother)
A text is not enough (Call your mother)
You gotta get on the phone
Go and give your mother a call
You got the power to call your mother
Or don't, do what you want to do
I'm not the boss of you
It's called empathy, you gotta
It's called empathy, you gotta
It's called empathy
Imagine if you were your own mother
Would you like if your child gave you a call?
If the answer's yes you would
That means that you should
I am an influencer
What can an influencer do?
Make a stupid fucking song and influence you
You can change the world
Soon if you discover that you
Don't have to fix everything
Just call your mother, fucker (Call your mother)
Ask her about her friends (Call your mother)
What she did on the weekend (Call your mother)
Is she currently free (Call your mother)
To share her banana cake recipe? (Call your mother)
You don't have to like banana cake (Call your mother)
The entire conversation is symbolic (Call your mother)
You're choosing to talk about something she likes (Call your mother)
And that is nice
There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control
War and famine, do people like me an I an asshole?
Wait!
You can change that last one
You got the power to be a massive sick cunt
Listen to a friend, instead of going on Instagram
Remember someone's name
"Hello Sam!" (They remembered my name!)
If you still do small things
Even though big things exist
You are on your way to crushing it
I am an influencer
What can an influencer do?
Film myself without a shirt on and influence you
A life on social media
The damage it will do
Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to (Call your mother)
Give your mother a call (Call your mother)
Won't take no time at all (Call your mother)
That shit will feed your soul (Call your mother)
And put you in control