I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat
I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed
Sophisticated food is what I'm all about
I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay its eggs in my mouth
30 percent cacao is the limit for me
And I'm an American man so I like American cheese
I eat my fish in stick form and my chicken as nuggets
And I prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching
Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition
I like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant
My favorite literary genre is French-Canadian manga
And my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas
Top 40 jams are what I like to hear
You go to top 41 and things start to get weird
I don't watch movies not starring Tom Hanks
But I'll take a chance if it's directed by Michael Bay
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as you
Extremely abstract art is what I like to collect
That's just fingerprints
From people who don't know they're artists yet
Well I too have a deep appreciation for art
I'm particularly partial to posters of dogs playing cards
I like Moleskins, hummus, Pilates, and TedTalks
I like Thomas Kinkade, cake walks, and sidewalk chalk
I like driving motorcycles 'cause I get to change gears
I like riding on the side 'cause I like to not steer
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as you