It's hard to hold on to a friend Cause people change And others stay the same And you can never tell when A trusted peer Will become weird I haven't really talked To John Since he started wearin' socks With his Birkenstocks I made memories With Stephon But I said enough of that When he said the earth was flat But you would never do that Cause you're my friend Til' the end You're the tic To my tac-toe Unless you go Full juggalo I still miss Theodore But he betrayed me When he went gluten free I got along With Eleanor But I walked away When she joined Mary Kay But you'd never do me that way Cause you're my friend Til' the end You're the tai To my quan do Unless you croak As we sing this note You're my friend Til' The end