It wasn't right To start tonight Dissect my lines What i was thinking There's nothing to get It's only a script It's only a trip What you were thinking I thought a soccer ball could have it all It made me feel like i was seven feet tall Hey, no offense Before you begin I'm phoning it in What were you thinking It was all right Thought you were bright You're still a ten But i'm not thinking I'm tired and i'm stupid and i think i can't get bored I'll back you in a corner with extended metaphors I hate talking about myself and hate to be ignored I'm out of jokes i'm out of luck i'm out of scores I thought a soccer ball could have it all It made me feel like i was seven feet tall I thought a baseball bat was where it was at A revolutionary way to fight back