Hey, don't you hate Holidays in the United States Hey, don't you think It seems like you're burying the lede I run the movie in your head Can you just act like you're interested We got the means To make you a star of stage and screen Sign on the dotted line Are you a little shy One of the good ones left You might be washed up But you're heaven sent I bet Cause You're a natural In a leading role Quick, on your feet I think you can tolerate the heat You're here to stay We make a new darling every day I run the movie in your head Can you just act like you're interested Cause you're a natural In a leading role You're a movie star Gonna take you far Big house, nice car Make up your mind Are you shy You might be heaven sent But you're not dead yet I bet, cause You're my protege And you're on your way What do you have to say