Hello neighbor Just dropped by to say I missed ya But by the missile in my heart I can tell you're ticked off And I just wanna be close to you And you don't wanna be near to me And when I chase you down I end up breaking the town instead baby And every time I apologize I'm just greeted by army guys And not to be so frank But this is the worst friendship I've ever seen ♪ Hello neighbor, me again I'm harmless, I promise But you won't speak to me Like my breath's atomic And I just wanna be close to you And you don't wanna be near to me And when I chase you down I end up breaking the town instead baby And every time I apologize I'm just greeted by army guys And not to be so frank But this is the worst friendship I've ever seen Hang with someone your own size I don't get along with those guys Real friends wouldn't treat me this way Maybe this friendship was a waste People seem to like me on TV But I guess that's the magic of the screen Maybe giving up is a mistake I'll just bake them a cake! (One two three four) And I just wanna be close to you And you don't wanna be near to me And when I chase you down I end up breaking the town instead baby And every time I apologize I'm just greeted by army guys And not to be so frank But this is the worst friendship I've ever seen And I just wanna be close to you And you don't wanna be near to me And when I chase you down I end up breaking the town instead baby And every time I apologize I'm just greeted by army guys And not to be so frank But this is the worst friendship I've ever seen