I'm just a friendly face to you
You'd sell a complication to
You tell me how I'm just no use
I'd love you if only I could
I don't know how to be with you
I just follow you around
Darling can you hear me
I'm right here on your shoulder
I had to make arrangements
Your bed is getting smaller
So I wrote fifty pages
On me, myself and rover
Well, no one wants to read it
I guess I must start over
Hyperbole is fine but you should really hug the guidelines
I'm sure she's fluorescent but let's keep her on the sidelines
We don't know anything about you
Falling stars in cosmic bars where no one is invited
Feeling blue for Peggy Sue with something unrequited
Where have I heard all this before?
Darling do you read me
I'm stuck behind a hashtag
I had to make some changes
But now I'm on the right track
So I wrote twenty verses
On natural phenomena
Yet still I couldn't make it
I guess I must start over
So darling do you read me (Teach me how to love you)
I had to make some changes (I'll teach you how to love me too)
I wrote twenty verses (Teach me how to love you)
Yet still I couldn't make it (I'll teach you how to love me too)
Darling can you hear me (Teach me how to love you)
Oh, I'm right here on your shoulder
(I'll teach you how to love me too)
I wrote fifty pages (Teach me how to love you)
I guess I should start over (I'll teach you how to love me)
Darling do you read me