Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Time I tried to get a better, better half
Poor fool, he doesn't know
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
It's him, I know it, it's him
Your part is silent, little toad
A toad, madame
Perhaps it is you who are the toad?
Serafimo, away with this pretence
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Behold, she's singing to bring down the chandelier!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ladies and gentlemen
The performance will continue in ten minutes' time
When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daae
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen
We'd shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera
Maestro, the ballet, now
Raoul, Raoul
Christine, come with me
No, to the roof
We'll be safe there
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats
Do not panic, it was an accident
Simply an accident