Nothing but a bug of bones This is what the TV shows Thin and slim, skin like skim May the best girl win! It is just a nasty ruse A fallacy to confuse That ugly equals fat We cannot do worth that! May the breast girl win And all the sheep are sitting in front of TV sets And all the sheep are waiting for the girls to fight like cats Skinny drama queens unfulfilled hopes And BMIs as low asi it goes Potatoe chips and diet coke Jerry springer daily soap Consumers sick and fat This story sick and sad It's getting much better! Sitting watching television Until the broadcast angel's kissing Your brain submerged in hell No escaping hust as well But we're damned forever! And all the sheep still sitting in frnt of TV sets And all the sheep still waiting for the girls to fight like cats Skinny drama queens unfulfilled hopes And BMIs as low asi it goes